Words for my gravestone.Nice things people have said about me.Only slightly redacted. “Considering he's a prat, our clients love his work.” — Annie Bell-Carfrae, senior account manager, Schawk!“Ben paid me to say that he's damn good.” — Mark Robinson, creative director“Ben looks like a village idiot but he writes well, I suppose.” — Matt Turland, copywriter and bastard“There's no better copywriter in the world at eating a packet of Garibaldis in one sitting.” — Simon Morgan, creative director, Bread & Butter Creative Communications“Awesome copywriter, shit photographer. — Rich Boyle, head of design, Instagram nemesis“Look, if I just say 'Ben is a great copywriter' will you please stop harassing me?” — Andy Middleton, brand copywriter, Asda“He can write great copy but the bastard still owes me for that cheese barm he stole off my desk in 2017.” — Katie Wright, senior copy planner, Rivendell Europe“Our second favourite son.” — Ben's mum and dad, parents to two boys