So, I lied.

This page isn’t ‘about me’, it’s about you.

It’s about what you need.

You need someone who can turn what you do into the most important, most exciting and most downright sexy thing on the planet. Even if what you do is socks.

You need someone who can punch a fist into your chest, tear out your beating heart and smear it all over your website, A4 poster, script, presentation, email campaign and social feeds.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

You need someone who can speak in your voice as if they were you.

Actually, scrap that.

You need someone who can be you. Someone who could go to your home, cook your family a three-course meal and sit in your special seat that's moulded to your backside grooves, all without your partner, kids or particularly astute and aggressive pet poodle noticing.

You need someone who can help you sell more. Yeah, I said it. You want to sell more. It's not wrong to want that. There's no need to apologise. 

You need someone who'll unhide your light from under that bushel. And who'll do it so definitively that one glorious day someone will ask you, "Hey, do you remember that bushel under which your light used to hide?" And from your fiery throne of market-dominating magnificence, you'll let out a booming laugh and say, “What the ****  is a bushel?”

That's what you need.

So, actually...

Turns out this page is about me, after all.